Become a Monster and Sleep like a Baby

Sweat by Max Winkler

Honestly, the only thing that makes your life better is calm, comfort and cosy pillow of your bed. Switch off your phone, get out of your crazy work routine, drop the exam, do not call today and complete your job today. Close all the matters in your life today, for once, and relax, have fun.

It boosts your productivity, your mental health and physical health. Sleeping, smiling, and relaxing does crazy things to you.

If you are tired of excessive noise, act on 2 things

1. Become the Monster

2. Sleep like a baby

1 Become the Monster

Dirty work by Jesse Orrico

Seriously, girls too, become the big black ugly monster when you are working. When they look at you, they fear you. That crazy. Sweating, wrinkled, dirt ridden and disgusting.

Pick up the shovel in the lawn, start mowing it. Ploughing it. Make it rough. Water it quick. Throw bucket of it inside. Take 3 minutes to finish this job.

Pick up the mop. Wet it. Pour cleaner on it. Do not use crazy legs. Take out the mop. Sit on floor. Start mopping. Take 3 minutes and finish it.

Clean your pot to make tea. Wash the cutlery. The spoon and the bowl. Empty them, Soap them, Clean them. Take 3 minutes, clean the kitchen and Finish this job.

You need to sweat working at your home. The lady-ly things, you, my brother, need to do, more days / hours than wasting your time all day on social media and your crazy idea. Your home is your priority number 1. Keep it there. When work here, become the monster.

When you go back to job, work like a monster. Dangerous, thrilled and adventurous. Your day should give you and your company 1 thing, bad, ugly and crazy. But deliver a thing that matters. Your job is your priority number 2.

Do you still not have a hobby? Do you not want to get rich? Do you not want a bigger home? A better car? Do you not want to love your life?

If you want any of the fun in your life, start a hobby right now, that when you are at your home, priority number 1, when you are at your job, priority number 2, you are in your mind, thinking, the mic will find its pair to the laptop, the HDMI cable will fix the transmission and the Sony Sound system will be good to entertain your attendees.

The hobby keeps you pumping, crazy and monstrous. Get into one, right now.

2 Sleep like a baby

Baby Boy by Peter Oslanec

Sleep good. Take good rest. Feel tired when go to bed. Take a good nap. Avoid AC, it is a disease that will give you body ache in your forties. Turn on the fan. Sleep on the simple bed. Simple walls and simple floor.

Less money, less luxury around you and less glass decorations near you, will keep you content inside, while you near your sleep.

Your sleep quality prolongs your life span, refines your body, keeps you positive and takes you out of the crazy world. You realise, this was not so important, that fight was not needed and those uncles are not so bad actually.

Your sleep, better time in bed, reminds you the important things, of your life. It keeps your priorities logically listed in front of you. You stay connected to the world, nature and your people. You feel fresh, the reason is the sleep, the good night in the bed.

Conclusion

Fenced by Milad B. Fakurian

I feared prison, now I dont. I feared death, now I dont. I feared stage, now I dont. I feared talking to girls, now I dont. I feared failing, now I dont.

I say, let these failures come rolling at me, and try to imprison me or max kill me. It is ok. Life is ok. Death is ok.

It did not happen today. Not happen after a course at a university. And not happened after cosy mornings and lengthy social media feeds.

It worked after I got bullied. I got imprisoned. I failed my 9th exams. And after I failed in my marriage life.

My failures have been the best / bravest / boldest teachers of my life. And that is how, I want more people make fun of me, oppose me, isolate me and reject me. Because, I know, these people are just that, selfish and self-oriented. They won’t / can’t help me.

I know, other than Allah, there is no one who can help me.